Newton’s Laws for Computer Expert

Law 1

Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by external unbalanced manager.

Law 2

The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate as when deadline force is applied.

Law 3

For every Use Case Manifestation there is an equal and opposite Software Implementation.

Bonus 🙂 Law 4

Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by a developer. It can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of bugs in the software always remains constant.

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